When i worked at the police department as a police dispatcher and 911 operator, there was a blizzard like snowstorm one night and we got a call from the local Subway sandwich store. They had just been the victims of an armed robbery and the bad guy took off on a snowmobile.

Yes, On a snowmobile across freshly fallen snow on people’s lawns where he drove right up to his own house and put the snowmobile back in his own garage. Idiot!

We laughed about that one for weeks.