If anyone read my “please help me” blog and didn’t comment – SHAME ON YOU! Just kidding…
But now I have to explain someone. That is – James.
Before I go any further, I want to point out a new feature on my blog. I owe the idea to…well…whoever came up with it. But I owe COMPLETION of the idea to both Anna and James who commented on my last post. Of course, James was just being sarcastic. I’ll bet he didn’t even know he was saying something helpful. But, thanks to Anna letting me know that I could get the code for enabling E-Mail subscriptions to my blog. Now if you look in the upper right hand corner (go ahead and look now) you can type in your email address and get updates to my blog! Anna, I’ll see what I can come up with for your blogging ideas, but for now, I have to continue with my verbal thrashing of one of my best friends from high school.
Depending on how you know me, you might already know who James is. If you don’t know who he is then before I go on this tirade about his comment on my “please help me” post (link above if you haven’t seen it), I want to make it clear that this is a friendly tirade. It’s typical of our sense of humor and friendship and now that I know he’s visited my site, “it’s on!”
All seriousness aside, James is one of the most fluent sarcasm masters I know. And by masters, I mean that was even his major in college and he got his masters in sarcasm. But I guess that’s needed in order to teach! That’s what he does…he teaches. And I know he had to hone his sarcasm skills in order to teach because I remember the teachers WE had!
James commented that I should continue to blog about having nothing to blog about. Sorry, James. That idea was already used in television. I think it was called “Seinfeld” and you can now catch it in syndication.
He also commented that when he looked at his reader it would tell him that that there was a new blog post about not having anything to blog about. I’m pretty certain that this “reader” is one of his students. James can’t read. He has someone he picks out to do his reading for him.
His comment about emailing people when there’s new information on my the feed from my blog was intended to be completely sarcastic (trust me, I know him), but little did he know that I can actually do that! And now I have. James, have one of your students put their email address in there so they can let you know when there’s more “nothing” on my blog.
He also mentioned using text messages to update people when there’s an email about there being a feed about there being more on my blog. This was just a defense mechanism trying to not let on that he can’t read. That was actually code for “You should call me when you have a new post! But if it’s after school hours, you’ll have to read it to me!”
The fact that he mentioned Morse Code is just a façade. It’s a fluke he actually mentioned a legitimate, albeit antiquated, method of communication.
Ok – I think I’m done for now.
James, thanks for letting me bully you on my blog. Although you may not have seen it coming, I’m sure you’ll take it in stride. In fact, you might even have one of your students type up a blog for you in vengeance!
I’m guessing his comments actually spawned from the fact that I posted a message on my facebook account saying that I had posted a blog looking for ideas on what to post. Hey! In my defense, I was trying to get the word out to the people that I know that I am looking for more ideas on what to blog about. I’m also looking for more exposure, so if you think you know someone who would enjoy my writing, feel free to pass along a link!
Bring on those ideas!
